A husband and wife are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and asks, "Who the hell was that?"
The husband answers "Oh, she's my mistress."
The wife angrily says, "Well, that's the last straw, I've had enough, and I want a divorce."
He replies, "I can understand that but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Rolls Royce’s and Ferrari's in the garage, and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm and the wife asks, "Who's that woman with Jim?"
The husband tells her, "That's his mistress."
The wife thinks for a moment and says, "Well, ours is prettier."…
Russia just hit Ukraine with an ICBM loaded with multiple conventional warheads instead of nukes in response to the strikes by ukraine using US and UK made long-range missiles on its territory. The message is very clear:
"Our ICBMs work. The next warheads don't HAVE to be conventional. And they don't HAVE to hit ukraine."
I was using hand sanitizer around the time monkey pox came around. I wore the same shorts a lot when I was running errands and I would wipe the excess off on them before I drove away. I noticed it was destroying them and I tossed them in the closet to take a picture of later and then forgot about them until I emptied the closet a few weeks ago. Whatever is in that shit continued to eat away at them until they turned to dust.
