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Campfire story original content     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to Campfire 7 hours ago (+27/-0)
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Back in the mid 2000's I was a bit of a shit bag. I know, surprise surprise. Anyway, after a long night of drinking and chasing tail my buddy and I were headed home with nothing but a buzz. We stopped at circle K for some three am hot dogs. We used to pull this sham back then where we'd put two dogs on one bun with nacho cheese in the middle and chili on top. You'd put the hotdogs in a little carton, and the clerk would only charge you for one, but I digress. As we're heading in to the K some crackhead nigger pulls up on his bike and told us not to steal his bike. We wouldn't have done it otherwise, but god damn if that nigger didn't put the thought in our heads. Needless to say, when we exited the building we threw that niggers bike in the back of the truck.

I still think about that and laugh sometimes. Had to be twenty years ago.

Good times.
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Wtf I love candles now      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to based_department 14 hours ago (+78/-1)
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Advil     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Kozel to Diversity 10 hours ago (+40/-2)
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For A Reason     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Sleazy to whatever 4 hours ago (+17/-5)
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Almost killed 2 people last night      (whatever)
submitted by con77 to whatever 7 hours ago (+20/-0)
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I was driving on a 6 lane road after dark.
Speed limit is 45. Most people drive 55 on this road. It's wide and smooth.

Luckily I was doing the speed limit. Listening to country music and relaxed.

I saw a scooter, like a vespa, pull up to a red light intersecting my path. It came to a stop then inexplicably pulled out right in front of me.

I stood on the brakes!
Even with ABS tires howl when you brake that hard.

I missed them by about 8 feet. It was a young couple. I'd say about 19 years old. The girl was driving.

I pulled up along side and shouted at them "DUDE! I ALMOST KILLED YOU!". She was shook up and said "Im sorry, I'm sorry!". The fucking soyboy on the back just had a stupid grin on his face.

I was in a bike accident last year and my 4500 lb truck would have made them and their stupid scooter a mess in the road.

I hope she learns to ride before she gets killed.
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I blew a tranny at the drag race this weekend     (Jokes)
submitted by DintDoNUFFIN to Jokes 4 hours ago (+12/-0)
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My ass got pummeled. Needless to say I finished last.
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Someone made the dead internet a reality     (AI)
submitted by Niggly_Puff to AI 3 hours ago (+10/-0)
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This creates fake internet using a large language model. It generates HTML and lets you click through pages. https://github.com/Sebby37/Dead-Internet

Here's upgoat.net on the dead internet https://files.catbox.moe/mrnvgs.png
Voat.co https://files.catbox.moe/6okgug.png

Pretty useless but kinda cool and creepy
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Sons little league game, gets to choose his walk out music. Everyone in his class chose mindless rap, mine picked David Allen Coe - If that aint country     (whatever)
submitted by spaceman000 to whatever 2 hours ago (+8/-0)
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We told the tech to start the tune at 1:35. As the line "working like a nigger for my room and board" from Davids lips hit the loudspeakers, at least 50 moms gasped, all pretending to not hear the word nigger for the first time even though it was falling out of the lips from the nigger music their sons chose. It was glorious, and hilarious. My son pitches, we struck out the nigger team and after the first time he went to bat they stopped playing his song, the silence reminded everyone why his song was simply the best.

Reference to the song for anyone who's been living under a rock for the last 35 years-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhEHB0a7Uyg
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Reigning champs     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by ProudRebel to Comics 1 hour ago (+6/-0)
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Revved my truck very loudly on a nigger walking far too slowly across the street. Hilarious results.     (whatever)
submitted by spaceman000 to whatever 1 hour ago (+6/-0)
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So for background I'm in a town thats 80% white, 15% hispanic and 5% nigger. Even though it's only 5% nigger, you can really notice each and every ounce of the 5%. They're a fucking low-iq menace.

They don't walk at normal speed, they understand at a cross walk the light has turned while they're only 1/3 crossed, they stop and grab their dick and do the slow walk. I need to cross to get to the gas station. The nanosecond he has a milimeter of clearance, I blast past him into the gas station, but as he's crossing, Im flipped to neutral, revving the shit out of my truck to let him know he's an asshole and if law went away, he'd be smashed.

As I pull into the gas station revving again while passing. He stops on the other side of the street and turns around staring at me. Doing some kind of punk test to see if I'll look away. I continue the stare down while pumping, he keeps standing there staring without moving. I finally finish pumping, get back in and rev on him 2 more times while passing. His intimidation nigger tactics failed and he was furious about it.

This concludes another true story from small town america. Always remember, niggers should never be in charge of anything, and if they walk too slow, let them know by obnoxiously revving at them and staring into their soul. That's all.
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The memes make themselves original content     (litter.catbox.moe)
submitted by PotatoWhisperer2 to whatever 6 hours ago (+15/-1)
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https://litter.catbox.moe/ltj2fz.jpg

For those who don't get it:

Abena Darkeh
a ben a darkeh
I been a Darkie

Also: litterbox because catbox was spazzing out again.
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There's really nothing else to say.     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to whatever 11 hours ago (+31/-2)
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The traitors don't even try to hide it anymore. Sending $95B to Yidsrael, Jewkraine, and Taiwan. Waving Jewkraine flags, laughing at how they keep getting away with it. The stupid citizens will never question it.

Meanwhile Americans are getting fucked by inflation and a rising cost of living. Not enough money to fund understaffed VA hospitals but there's certainly enough to launder into jew countries.

All in the name of "peace", "defending Democracy", and "protecting American interests". A tiny bit of that $95B will come back to the politicians through various underhanded dealings. Rinse and repeat.

God I hate this stupid gay earth. Even more I fucking hate anyone who still votes for zog puppets on either side.
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The Jew is afraid     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Conspirologist to Screenshot 1 hour ago (+5/-2)
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Princess Beatrice’s ex-boyfriend found dead after suspected overdose     (archive.is)
submitted by dulcima to princeharryhate 5 hours ago (+11/-0)
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Dan bongino suck Jewish cock as hard as possible today. All the radio hosts are trying to show they are good goys. Making stuff up about why freedom of speech of Jew critics should be shut down.     (news)
submitted by Crackinjokes to news 7 hours ago (+14/-0)
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It's really bad every single radio talk show host today is just trying to sell the massage message. They were slurping as hard as they could on that you cock. They really wanted the Jews to know that they suck their cock as hard as possible. I guess they're afraid of losing their radio host job if they don't suck that Jewish cock. They were all saying how Palestinian protesters in the colleges were just so wrong and freedom of speech just wasn't really right because the poor jews. Oh the poor Jews.

Boy those colleges really needed to shut them down because gosh a jew might get scared.
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4CHAN IS OFFICIALLY DEAD - /BIZ REQUIRING EMAIL VERIFICATION     (boards.4chan.org)
submitted by Scyber to 4Chan 4 hours ago (+7/-0)
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https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/58388587

Never thought I'd see this day come but it looks like it's over for 4chan. /Biz is requiring email verification to "crack down on spam" and once it starts in one sub, the rest will follow.

-In B4 "just use a throwaway email..."

That's not the point. The whole point of 4chan is to stay anonymous as possible.

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Scientists Have Grown Diamonds in Just 150 Minutes     (www.msn.com)
submitted by paul_neri to technology 1 hour ago (+3/-0)
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Only the bottom part is flat..      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by kammmmak to whatever 12 hours ago (+23/-0)
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fucking jews     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Sleazy to Memes 10 hours ago (+16/-0)
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Daily Verse and Comment for Amos 6:6     (www.theberean.org)
submitted by doginventer to religion 35 minutes ago (+2/-1)
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At some point..      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by kammmmak to whatever 13 hours ago (+24/-1)
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ANZAC DAY      (whatever)
submitted by Imnotajoo to whatever 7 hours ago (+8/-0)
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Just got back from our local dawn service and was pleasantly surprised by a good turnout . About 2 thousand people there paying respects to our armed forces. I didnt think much of acknowledging the abbos for whatever the fuck they did and although a young woman was chosen to play the bugle for the last post ,she actually nailed it so a reluctant thanks to her.

We didnt get a flyover by jets or old war birds but we did get a flock of cockatoos as the service wound up.

Lest we forget.
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It is almost foreign to see a piece of good news. Surely this is part of something dark because I don't even feel deserving of *checks tweet* compensation for being fucked over.      (twitter.com)
submitted by Dindu to whatever 2 hours ago (+3/-0)
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https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1783178824194122029

Imagine reading something like this once a week where a decision is made in our interest. That is downright alien to me at this point.
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Buddy that goes to Columbia University sent me this      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 18 hours ago (+50/-1)
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"Wait, what are we protesting?" "IDK I'm sure it's important though."     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by allAheadFull to whatever 12 hours ago (+16/-0)
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The only thing worse than no education is miseducation.