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Which one of you is this?     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Niggly_Puff to whatever 8 hours ago (+35/-0)
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Chased by snakes     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by dulcima to Reptiles 5 hours ago (+19/-0)
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Brother Nathanael: My Six Point Plan To Ban The Jews     (www.realjewnews.com)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to Jews 8 hours ago (+17/-0)
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oh lawd     (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by boekanier to funny 4 hours ago (+9/-0)
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Alcohol stories one extreme traded for another.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 3 hours ago (+7/-0)
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You know I wonder what it is about somebody's personality where first they have to live a life where they're drinking so much they're drunk all the time and they're completely out of control and then the next minute they have to go to some other weird extreme which also allows them to be the center of attention where they insist they absolutely cannot have even one drink and they brag about the fact that they haven't had even one drink for the longest time.

Where is 90% of all humanity has an occasional beer or drink just like you have an occasional pile of green beans or occasional plate of corned beef hash or something else and it doesn't become the total focus of your life.


Is it really a personal improvement when you go from one extreme of drinking to another extreme of drinking or is it really just a continuation of the same sort of behavior that got you into trouble in the first place? Maybe the answer is to stop making alcohol the focus of your life whether it's to drink it all or to absolutely not touch a drop.
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White people things # 678,334,234,067     (gab.com)
submitted by 2Drunk to videos 10 hours ago (+23/-0)
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Get this shit     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 6 hours ago (+10/-0)
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So me, my wife and kids were traveling and decided to stop off at a Buffalo Wild Wings to eat. We usually pack our own stuff but this time we just had to because we weren't prepared. So we get seated and our waitress comes out. She's may be 20-21 or so. She has long black hair, a smoking body but she has some tats and a bull nose ring or whatever they're called. This bitch kept gazing into my eyes every time she came to our table but was quick with everyone else. She was giving me those "come fuck me" eyes right in front of my wife! She wasn'tfishing for a big tip, either because I thought that at first. From where I was sitting I could see the kitchen entrance and after the 10th time checking if I needed anything she walked to the kitchen, turned around and motioned me to come to her. I shook my head no. Hell-to-the-fuck-no sir. I think she was gonna give me her number or address. This bitch is in heat and she wants some HonkyMcNiggerSpic deep dick pizza with my special sauce & extry cheeeese put in her brick oven. It was so obvious my sons were laughing. I would look at them and smirk. I told them that while it makes you feel good when you get attention like that, that I would never betray their mom and that my word means something to me. Its my job to steer them every little chance I get.

Finally, my wife stopped ignoring it and said "I'll rip that bitch's nose ring out". I'm like oh god no. I told her not to. Its just some dumb, young bitch and she doesn't have a chance with me and you know this, -I told her convincingly. She brought our check and before she walked away she looked directly into my blue eyes and said "I hope you come back again, I usually work evenings all week. byeeee" then skipped away with that tight ass and firm C tiddys. My wife snarled her lip while my sons were giggling and said no we won't be back ever. I made sure and lead everyone to the vehicle, got them in then I got in and we left crisis avoided. The universe always throws me some crazy shit and IDK why.

I will say this: Had I been single I would've rocked her like a hurricane. She'd have to enter into therapy after I got done with her.
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‘Twas a Labor of Love, but Worth It! 🍝     (CookingWithGoats)
submitted by dingbat to CookingWithGoats 10 hours ago (+19/-0)
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I had a ton of cherry tomatoes from my garden that I needed to do something with. I figured today would be a perfect day to make some spaghetti sauce and homemade noodles. When I went to the local grocery store my son works at to pick up the rest of the goods and told him the plan, the biggest smile emerged on his face (nothing better than making my son happy).

When I got home, I roasted the tomatoes with some olive oil garlic cloves, salt, pepper, and thyme.
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When finished, I cooked down the tomatoes and garlic with some onion, oregano, basil, and of course, more thyme.
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I took an immersion blender to the mix and my “crushed tomatoes” were complete.

I browned a pound of beef and a half pound of pork with a large onion, added my crushed tomatoes, salt, two cups of water, a cup of tomato paste, and a dash of red pepper flakes and brown sugar. I let it simmer on low for three and a half hours.
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In the interim, I made my noodles. I haven’t quite mastered these yet, but I’m getting better. I kneaded the dough for ten minutes, let it rest for 30, and used my pasta maker I inherited from my grandma. Cranked that baby out! \o
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I put the pasta noodles in for 1.5 minutes right before I was ready to serve.
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I started this venture at 1pm and we just finished eating, but I made a ton of sauce and will have lots of leftovers that I will freeze. The noodles? I may have to used boxed next time, but the homemade are a million times better and tastier! My young man was extremely happy and so was I :)



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Saving your snake with hand sanitiser     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by dulcima to Reptiles 5 hours ago (+8/-0)
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[BASED] MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell faces online backlash for sinister 'hidden meaning' in new advertisement     (www.dailymail.co.uk)
submitted by ModernGuilt to news 13 hours ago (+34/-0)
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Husky with Italian accent     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by jfroybees to AnimalsBeingBros 2 hours ago (+4/-0)
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Self-control     (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by UncleDoug to Stoicism 1 hour ago (+3/-0)
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It's ok goats to enjoy a libation for favour, you don't have to drink to get blackout drunk.

Self-control, or the ability to manage one's impulses, emotions, and behaviors to achieve long-term goals.

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My Sad Alcohol Story 😿     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Kozel to TellUpgoat 8 hours ago (+11/-0)
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Once upon a time myself and a woman were headed to a motel 6 and while unloading the car somehow at least three of the beers broke. We vowed never to forget this grievous occasion. And although I don't remember the date of when this happened I think about it once a year and recall the sad occasion. If you would, please dedicate a second of silence in recognition of our loss.
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ENGLAND NEEDS A REAL LEADER!!! NOT THIS PUSSY FAGGOT!!!! I SAY PRESIDENT TRUMP MAKES THEM THE 51ST STATE OF AMERICA!!!!!     (x.com)
submitted by Trumpman1488 to UnitedKingdom 3 hours ago (+4/-0)
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what is time?     (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by boekanier to funny 5 hours ago (+5/-1)
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that'll teach them!     (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by boekanier to funny 5 hours ago (+5/-0)
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Why are we at war with Russia?     (gab.com)
submitted by 2Drunk to videos 14 hours ago (+23/-0)
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When tits were real comedy version of growing up in the 1970s     (youtu.be)
submitted by Crackinjokes to FunnyVideos 3 hours ago (+3/-0)
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A FEW POINTS TO CONSIDER ABOUT THE ✡️      (HDLunited)
submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 5 hours ago (+4/-0)
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"We are neither Russian jews or American jews, we are, first and foremost, only jews." "Jews will never assimilate and will never adopt the customs or morals of a stranger".

"ZOA
ZIONIST ORGANIZATION of AMERICA...founded by
Theodore Hertzl 1896...he states this,
"The entire world press is in our hands"

"The jews energetically reject the idea of fusion with the other nationalities and cling firmly to their historical hope" (world domination)

"The jews will use all of their power to prevent the rise and prosperity of other nations for it is the 3rd world that generates our greatest profits"

The "KNICKERBOCKER TRUST" collapse 1907.

And many many more points of interest. The jew is putrified flesh, there's nothing good of or about them, the ✡️ is our eternal enemy.

A putrified corpse has to be either buried or burned, it's a health hazard if not immediately addressed.
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Fed sprays some truth?      (gab.com)
submitted by 2Drunk to videos 10 hours ago (+11/-0)
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My theory about why they so openly promoted fags in the military. They wanted to make the white Protestant true patriotic fighters who would defend the nation leave the military leaving only people that would do whatever they wanted which will eventually be go after the white Protestant patriotic pe     (Jews)
submitted by Crackinjokes to Jews 11 hours ago (+13/-0)
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My theory about why they so openly promoted fags in the military. They wanted to make the white Protestant true patriotic fighters who would defend the nation leave the military leaving only people that would do whatever they wanted which will eventually be go after the white Protestant patriotic people of this country.

See I really think my white people no longer wanting to join the military while white people think for a minute that oh will show them we're not going to show up and fight for the country and do their bidding what's really maybe happening is exactly what they want which is there aren't going to be any armed white patriotic people in control of the massive weapons of the military that otherwise might resist using them on the population of the United States when the cabal says okay we're just going to start killing everybody and we're just going to start throwing everybody in the gulag like we did in the Soviet Union and there aren't going to be any white people in the military to say oh no instead of pointing the tank at the civilians in the city I'm going to turn the tank around and point the turret at the cabal who's telling us to shoot the civilians. And so all they're going to have in the military is a bunch of imbalanced facts and trannies and mercenaries coming from other countries who joined the military so they can get citizenship and they actually probably hate all the white Protestant Christian Patriots who originally founded the country and would be more than happy to shoot us all.

That's what I think is really going on.
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Venezuelans Finna Out Nigger The Nigger Gangs In Chimpcongo!     (www.foxnews.com)
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to Niggers 7 hours ago (+5/-0)
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They want the animals gone     (ShowerThoughts)
submitted by Gowithit to ShowerThoughts 15 hours ago (+24/-3)
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Because when shits about to go down the animals know. They bring in the foreigners to eat the cats the dogs and the birds, give them the stamps to season them and give them the house to cook them in.

You are now left facing whatever is coming with your pants down.

never let them catch you with your pants down.

Quit letting these fuckers eat your first line of defense.

Springfield Im looking at you, you lazy whore piece of shit niggers.
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A little something for all those who post about how they quit drinking and they quit using drugs     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 9 hours ago (+7/-1)
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You know what I'd like?

I'd like an apology from you all.

Because let me tell you at all the parties and everything you were drinking at it was always about you. You were bothering everybody else you were ruining it for everybody else you were making it all about you you were starting fights you were doing other stuff that was annoying and it was always about you.

And now you want everybody to celebrate your stopping drinking or stopping your drugs and once again it's all about you.

You talk about how it's helped you how you have changed how all this is changed and made your life better. Yeah no shit Sherlock we all realize that early on and that's why we didn't make it all about us and we had some civil restraint and we didn't make fools of ourselves and we didn't start fights and make all the other trouble that you all made.

So you know what I'd like to hear from you all to know that it's really changed you?

An apology.

An apology for all the parties you ruined. All the drunken fights you started. All the friends who had to stop what they were doing to take care of you because you were fucking yourself up. All the people who had to drive you home. All the people had to bail you out. All the people you inconvenienced. Because it was all about you.

Because when you picked up the next drink it was about you and how you felt and how you were handling whatever the hell you were going through that everybody else was going through but somehow was managing to not make it all about them.

So all you people coming on here seemingly want to make this another version of AA and somehow a gathering about you?

Show everybody you've really changed.

Stop making it about you.

And apologize for making it about you your whole damn life!
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Its to be dead internet theory, guys.     (whatever)
submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 3 hours ago (+2/-0)
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Rip, internet.