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A duck walks into a bar.     (Jokes)
submitted by JohnnyKarateChop to Jokes 7 hours ago (+24/-0)
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A duck walks into his local bar after work. He sits at the bar, takes his hat off, orders a drink, and starts reading his newspaper. The bartender's never seen anything like this before, so naturally he strikes up a conversation.

"Say, fella. I've never met a talking duck before."
"I get that a lot", he replies without looking up from his newspaper.
"If you don't mind me asking, where do you get the money to buy your drinks?"
"Work."

The bartender took the hint that the duck didn't want to talk, but he couldn't help himself.
"What do you do?"
"I'm a drywaller", said the duck as he lowered his glass from his bill, his eyes still never leaving his paper.
"That's a strange profession for a duck," replied the bartender. "You get a lot of work?"
The duck said, "I do alright. I'm always looking for the next job though." as he turned the page.

The bartender decided that was enough, and that he had work to do. The duck became something of a regular at that bar, always sitting in the same spot, almost never looking up from his newspaper.

One day, a new patron walked in. He was wearing a bright yellow suit with blue stripes. His mustache was styled into an old-fashioned handlebar style, with the tips tapered to a perfect point. Once again, the bartender is curious.

"Hey, fella. And what do you do?", he asked.
"Oh, I work with the circus! We just rolled into town and we'll be setting up shortly."
"Well, I know someone who's always looking for work! And I think he'd be a great fit. He's a talking duck."

The bartender and the new patron exchanged numbers, and he promised him that when he next saw the duck, he would refer him to the circus. The next day, the duck comes back to his usual spot. After he orders his drink the bartender starts conversation.

"You said you're looking for work right? Well good news, the circus is in town."
"The circus?", replied the duck, still reading his newspaper. "You mean that big canvas tent in the middle of town?"
"That's the one!" said the bartender.
"The one where they keep the animals in those steel cages?", he asked, with the turn of a page.
"Yep!"
"And they travel from town to town in horse-drawn carriages, sleeping under the stars?"
"Yeah," replied the bartender. "You know. The circus."
The duck paused briefly, and looked straight up from his newspaper, staring blankly at the wall in front of him.
"What the fuck do they need a drywaller for?"
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Niggercar vs Dollar Tree Wall     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Kozel to NiggersDrivingCars 7 hours ago (+26/-1)
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17-Year-Old Charged with Attempted Murder After Striking Juvenile and Crashing into Dollar Tree in Bishopville

May 11, 2025
Dollar Tree, 618 Sumter Highway, Bishopville, Lee County, South Carolina

Facts:
On May 11, 2025, at around 2:00 p.m., a fight in the parking lot of a Dollar Tree in Bishopville escalated when a 17-year-old juvenile got into a car and intentionally struck another juvenile, causing non-life-threatening injuries.

The vehicle then rolled away, crashing into another occupied vehicle in the parking lot and causing structural damage to the Dollar Tree storefront, leading to a temporary closure.

Lee County Sheriff Daniel Simon reported that the incident involved two adults and three juveniles, with deputies responding to reports of the parking lot altercation.

The 17-year-old suspect, charged as an adult under a 2016 South Carolina law, faces charges of attempted murder, disorderly conduct, malicious injury to property totaling $10,000 or more, and malicious injury to property totaling $2,000 or less.

The suspect is being held at the Sumter-Lee Detention Center pending a bond hearing.

Two adults, Celvin Hickman, 19, and Shamirah Blyther, 24, both from Bishopville, were charged with disorderly conduct, and Hickman also faces a charge of malicious injury to property.

Two other juveniles involved were charged with disorderly conduct and released to their legal guardians.
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Operation Niggerdog: My Neighbor's Barking Dog original content     (WarGames)
submitted by Kozel to WarGames 2 hours ago (+10/-1)
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So I have some oriental niggers living next door, a whole house full of them. Their grandson moved in with a piece of shit dog that barks at me the second I enter my back yard. Also barks randomly at night. And wakes me up.

After the 3rd or 4th day of being woken up I walked over to them groggy eyed and complained. Grandpa said we didn't want the dog but the grandson moved in with it and offered no solution.

Five or so days later, last night, I was in my back yard at 12am and the dog was barking and they were yelling at it and asking why its barking. I said from my back yard that he barks when I'm in my back yard.

Anyway, the grandchild who's in his early twenties came into the back yard and made a few statements:

He claimed to the other occupant he aint scared of me (I never made any threats)
He claimed to the other occupant that they've been here for 40 years who gives a fuck (about me)
And that if I have a problem I should come see them

I listened to all this and said, I'm right here, and he responded with an aggressive WASSUP. The kind niggers say when they start fights.

This pissed me off and shifted the paradigm from cordial communication to the art of war. I told him I talked to your grandpa a few days ago. And he did some nigger apology. But the line was crossed.

Next morning I went to the USPS and sent a cease and desist via certified mail giving them seven days to fix their shit and listing various injuries such as loss of business, loss of sleep, loss of enjoyment of property, the works as well as applicable codes they were violating as well as a log of numerous violations. And then I set up a backyard security camera with audio recording so I can log the incidents with evidence. If they do not comply they will pay for my pain and suffering.

But tonight I had the most brilliant idea after some random barking prevented me from falling asleep. Since the dog barks when I'm in my back yard and it pisses them off and prevents them from sleeping I simply walked around my back yard causing uninterrupted barking. Their response time is about 10 minutes. After they come outside I slink back in my house or lay flat on the grass to remain unseen and wait 10-15 minutes just long enough for them to start falling asleep. THEN I DO IT AGAIN. HAHAHAHAHA. I did this four times and the grandkid took the dog away from the back yard.

Its great because they just had a stressful night of barking and inter-family yelling and later today they're getting my cease and desist with a certified mail stamp.
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Duck feeds fish friends     (files.catbox.moe)
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single whores     (pomf.lain.la)
submitted by boekanier to NiggerLoversExposed 7 hours ago (+19/-0)
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understandable     (pomf.lain.la)
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As always, it's worse than you think      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to killallpedophiles 1 hour ago (+5/-0)
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A modern classic, uppity coon gets WHOOPED!      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to Niggers 11 hours ago (+23/-1)
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I Hate the Female Names of Women Whose Parents Named Them Between like 2000-2010     (whatever)
submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 1 hour ago (+3/-0)
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Their parents are detestable assholes. They gave them these androgynous, fake-WASP names (CLASSY!) that are sometimes even nigger-spelled to add to the annoyance.

Chase
Chance
Bruklin/Brooklyn
Riley
Peyton/Payton
Emory
Avery
Taylor
Sidney/Sydney
Jordan
Reagan

FUCK THESE NAMES AND OTHERS LIKE THEM. Give your daughter a feminine name, you fucking Commie.
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Episcopal Church says it won’t help resettle white South Africans granted refugee status in US     (apnews.com)
submitted by Spaceman84 to Christcucks 13 hours ago (+30/-1)
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Why can't spics be firefighters?     (Jokes)
submitted by MCDLXXXVIII to Jokes 9 hours ago (+14/-0)
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They can't tell Jose from hose B.
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I find pleasure in reading comments on warez sites     (files.catbox.moe)
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Chimpout On Aisle 4     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Kozel to WhiteMenBreakingUpNiggerFights 12 hours ago (+22/-0)
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The republican evangelical retards are not going to like this!      (x.com)
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It’s not just more babies, Republicans are pushing idea one parent should ditch work and stay at home with the kids      (www.yahoo.com)
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Florida becomes second state to ban FLUORIDE in public water     (www.naturalnews.com)
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The White man is back, baby! The White man is back!      (files.catbox.moe)
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🚨 BREAKING: COVID-19 mRNA Shots Destroy Over 60% of Women’s Non-Renewable Egg Supply     (x.com)
submitted by dosvydanya_freedomz to DeathVax19 13 hours ago (+18/-0)
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https://x.com/NicHulscher/status/1920925406829703262

New study finds rats injected intramuscularly with human-equivalent mRNA doses suffered irreversible loss of primordial follicles — the foundation of fertility.👇

📍 >60% of primordial follicles destroyed (p < 0.001)

📍 AMH levels crashed — key fertility hormone

📍 Increase in atretic (dying) follicles

📍 Inflammation & apoptosis markers spiked (TGF-β1, VEGF, caspase-3)


This loss is permanent — primordial follicles do not regenerate. If this applies to humans, it means early menopause, infertility, and plummeting birth rates.

📉 Manniche et al confirmed this pattern in humans:
COVID-vaccinated Czech women (18–39) had ~33% fewer successful pregnancies than unvaccinated.

⚠️Ovarian damage likely occurs because the lipid nanoparticles encapsulating the mRNA have a particular preference for the ovaries, according to biodistribution studies.

These data indicate that our public health agencies, in compliance with the Bio-Pharmaceutical Complex, have compromised the capacity to create new life across the world — by destroying ovarian reserves. And they’re still doing it.
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210 IQ chris langan names his view of white genocide     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by oppressed to WhiteGenocide 18 hours ago (+38/-0)
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Another pathetic as fuck White cuck father     (x.com)
submitted by NoRefunds to Niggers 16 hours ago (+29/-0)
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https://x.com/NationalAware/status/1921606805295100380

IF you don't wanna go to twitter:

Niggers who brutally beat a White kid at the local playground bloody walks away with a brand new bike.

Not a charge. Not a suspension. Not even a slap on the wrist.

Just a shiny reward, like violence earns prizes now so long as the victim's White.

This isn’t justice. It’s inversion. And every time it happens, the message gets louder: attack the right skin color, and you’ll be celebrated.

If the roles were reversed, if two White kids had beaten a nigger bloody they’d be in juvenile detention before nightfall. No excuses with national media outrage.

Yet when the victim is White, justice turns its back. And worst of all? Many White Americans cheer it on. They've been trained like dogs to hate themselves, to celebrate their own degradation. That’s not virtue. That’s mental illness.

This isn't just hypocrisy. It's a sickness infecting our society, and it needs to be called out, dragged into the light, and ruthlessly shamed until it withers!

https://files.catbox.moe/ykwe48.mp4

Here's the video of his kid being beaten by a pack of niggers
https://files.catbox.moe/zhkrlm.mp4
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Episcopal Church refuses to resettle white Afrikaners, citing moral opposition     (www.npr.org)
submitted by Rob3122 to whatever 11 hours ago (+11/-0)
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https://www.npr.org/2025/05/12/g-s1-65988/episcopal-church-white-afrikaners-ends-partnership-u-s-government

I don't know anything about the "Episcopal church". Is it a nigger church?
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We got Russell Brand on our side! Kikes SEETHING! Nigga Heil Hitler!      (x.com)
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Wife got pulled over yesterday     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to TellUpgoat 57 minutes ago (+1/-0)
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she was impatient and passed a slow car in a no passing zone.
she cried to the cop.
he still gave her a ticket.
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Someone should set up a fund for the refugees from SA to buy farmland.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Puller_of_Noses to TellUpgoat 13 hours ago (+15/-0)
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That would really piss the niggers off.
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Out of Africa is on it’s last legs.      (m.youtube.com)
submitted by PostWallHelena to science 14 hours ago (+16/-0)
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1SbyMBvJzkE

“A key period in human evolution wasn't in Africa” – David Reich

Someone mentioned OoA in a post so I thought I’d share what I recently heard David Reich say. For anyone following archeo-genetics, the field that has taken over the conversation of the evolution of humans, you know David Reich of Harvard is the top name in this discipline. That doesn’t mean his always right or that I always agree with him on his positions. He’s the establishment. Yes he’s a jew.

But its important to note when the establishment starts changing its tune. Here he is basically admitting that OoA is wrong — its myopic and arbitrary. Gene flow among homonins has been continuous in many directions across africa and eurasia for 2 million years and its been proven with archeo-genetics. “Human” adaptations in homo species likely did not emerge in africa.