Somebody's cat about to get fucking rekt. If you have animals then you really should keep them to yourself. I understand that your pet may get loose once in a while and I don't mind situations like that but I will not tolerate your fucking cat coming on my property and pissing on my goddamn grill, chairs and camping at my bird feeder. I have two different cats coming in. My kindness and understanding will only go so far before I go on a MF rampage. Wonder what the neighbors would think if I came and pissed on their grill and chairs or if I shit in their yard? I bet they wouldn't like it, would they?
I literally wouldn't interact with women for my entire life if I wasn't sexually attracted to them. They are extremely boring and retarded. All of my friends from early childhood till now have been dudes. I just don't have it in me to pretend to care about what women think or talk to them just to get my dick wet. Going on a date with one would be the worst day of my life just because I have to listen to them talk.
I unironically feel like it would be more natural to just find an attractive girl and kidnap her and forcefully wife her up, caveman style.
