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Pre-Context:
I'm almost 42. I don't have a car. I may not have a job by next year. No kids. No pets.
No girlfriend.
Only friends I have are those with kids & struggling too. I don't wanna make life awkward for them.
My mother is a legitimate cunt. She's almost 70 & has a nasty attitude & chain smokes. (I feel bad for her pets). I'm an only child & my dad died when I was 2 years old.
My extended family doesn't like me but they MAY help me financially yet they live outside of Wisconsin (where I live).
I hate my current situation & have been living in literal hell for the past 6 months after the neighbors upstairs from me moved in - a Young couple with a 2 year old boy & they're LOUD - Causing me to lose sleep and significant stress to the point of the police being called 2-3 times a month on me due to other residents in the building complaining about their noise even though I wasn't home for most of the complaints. Now the property mgmt company filed an Eviction on April 25 (35 days before I'm supposed to move) and I cannot find a place to move because of it.




This is gonna be long.

I don't know where to start.
I have to move by June 1st. My property mgmt company wants me out when my 1 year lease is over. I don't care because I hate it here. I'm on the verge of beating the shit out of the neighbors who live directly above me because of all the noise they make. They're also the reason why I have to move - I'm being the scapegoat of all the noise complaints other neighbors in the building are using against because the assholes who live above me have a 2 year old kid who they're using as an excuse for their overtly and unnecessary loud behavior.
I've had the police called on me at LEAST 20 times for noise complaints within the past year and maybe 2 of those I actually did. Most complaints were BEFORE 9pm (quiet hours are 9pm-7am in my city) but I got so many complaints that I DIDN'T DO, to the point where the property mgmt company didn't care and put an Eviction Notice on my record 35 DAYS BEFORE MY LEASE EXPIRES.

I went to court on Tuesday and didn't even go in front of a judge/commissioner and made a plea agreement with their lawyer to have my eviction temporarily sealed from my record to find a place by June 1st - Otherwise If I don't move by then, the eviction case will reopen and I'll have the sheriffs in my apt packing up my stuff by the end of June.

I don't have anywhere to go. My mom is a legitimate Karen type cunt who hates my guts and all my "friends" said I can't stay with them - most have kids and I wouldn't want to impose on their lives and make it awkward for them.

I also can't afford anything. Rents have skyrocketed in the past year to the point where a decent 1 bedroom apt is OVER $1000 a month.
My only options are moving to the SERIOUS GHETTO part of town, or a rooming house that has a 6 month lease that's in the spic ghetto. That's ALL I can afford.

And to add insult to injury, I don't have a car anymore (long story) and I may not have a job by the start of next year (another long story).

I honestly don't know what to do and on the verge of having a full on psychological breakdown from all the stress.

Do I say fuck it and put my stuff in a storage locker and stay here until the sheriffs kick me out & move out of state, or should I move into the rooming house (which is half the amount I'm paying now) and just tough it out until I get a car/van to move out of state for good.

I live in Milwaukee and honestly hate it here. It's getting overpopulated with assholes from Illinois, Minnesota and Texas and they're pricing lifelong residents out of the rental market here, crime has gone up ever since they elected a nigger mayor (who's younger than me) and sales taxes went up immediately after that asshole was elected to the point where the city/county has a $200 million surplus for their budget so now they're going APESHIT with the construction all over the county and causing major headaches - The city has been tearing up the street/sidewalk right outside my apartment building since the end of March and it's scheduled to go on until the end of the year.

I'm tired and at my wits end. Like I said, I'm on the verge of having a full on psychotic breakdown from all the stress.

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with the wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail since she was expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived Date: November 18, 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

PS. Sure is freaking hot down here.

https://youtu.be/f8iM1neiPJA?l

Need to push through the Senate now

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Was that you in goatse, bud?

None of this woke Gregg Popovich shit.