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The bartender asked if any of us knew CPR.
“I know CPR” I said. “ I also know the rest of the alphabet too“……

Everyone around the bar had a chuckle and laughed.
….except for this one guy.

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Of course I had to cut into it pretty much right away.

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It has a heck of a crust! And it tastes fantastic!

2 3/4 Cups (350g) Organic Hard White Wheat
1 1/5 Cups (150g) Organic Hard Red Wheat
1 1/5 Cups (150g) Organic Khorasan Wheat
1 Cup (200g) Organic Sourdough Starter
1 1/2 Cups (350g) Water
1/4 Cup (2 oz. or 4 Tablespoons)(53g) Extra Virgin Olive Oil
1/4 Cup (2 oz. or 4 Tablespoons)(53g) Organic Honey
1/2 Tablespoon Rice Bran Extract (optional)
1 1/2 teaspoon Salt

450℉ for 15 minutes then reduced to 350℉ for another 15 minutes.

I should add; I let the starter rest on the counter ~8 hours before use.
The rise took about 6 hours, the proof took 2 hours.

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Read the comments for more on the story. Cops don't care, then they finally arrest the guy due to social media pressure (not the other 3 conspirators) and release him on bail.

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Niggerfaggots,
I know this doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things, but once you see it, you can unsee. This thing is a WOMAN!!!! No Adam’s apple and a totally feminine face. I’m tired of these fuckers lying to us. This thing is a woman and that Pink thing is a goddamn MAN with that gnarly Adonis belt.
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That is all.

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"Cuckoldry: The intellectual's fetish"

Sponsored by soylent. Trump will be terrible, but look at that bullet you dodged! Too bad you won't be an intellectual like them. Because that's what intellectuals do. Your wife's boyfriend said so and he's really fucking smart.

Makes me want to look as stupid as possible but it's a catch-22 because wearing a harris-walz camo hat and a "no one is free until everyone is free" button is secret code for "fuck my wife" around here so I don't know how to pull off the "too stupid for you smart cuckolds" look so they leave me alone and stop talking about how hot it is to watch your wife get fucked like in the porn. Any suggestions?