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little things     (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by boekanier to funny 5 hours ago (+21/-0)
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Just Completed a Mission original content     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Kozel to TellUpgoat 5 hours ago (+20/-0)
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Nothing special, but whatever.

Quick backstory, I bought a house and a month after I moved in homeless faggots appeared down the street. They shit everything up and throw trash and block the sidewalk.

Anyway, yesterday I was walking from the grocery store and saw these homeless faggots breaking a county water pipe. Probably to wash their ass after shitting on the street. It was three of them and I was unarmed but I cussed them out and sad I'm calling the cops. Two ran away, but they came back just in time for the cops to respond.

I scouted the area today in the daytime, and I noted that the multiple waterpipes protruding from the ground had a hose either attached to them or lying near them. I disposed of the hoses laying around but didn't want to approach the one attached during the daytime, as I don't want to get caught up destroying county property and there were two faggots laying around it.

So tonight, I tried to sleep, but it wasn't happening. So I put on my robe and wizard hat (nondescript clothing and camo mask) and went on a patrol. Immediately I saw some homeless faggot with his homeless shit on the corner. I snuck up on him and blasted him with a flashlight, he got spooked seeing some half camo dude hooded up with just his eyes showing.

"Are you camping here?"
"No, I'm just -"
"Time to leave"

Keep walking, he takes off. He was one of the faggots from the previous day.

I approach the attached hose in question, take my knife out, and hear a click click click of a bicycle behind me.

Turn around some crackhead is approaching me and looking. But then he sees I'm masked up hooded up holding an extended knife in my hand flips his head forward and steps on it.

Coming back I spot the camping faggot in the distance looking into a trashcan. Put my flashlight on turbo mode and blast him again as I'm jogging in his direction, he hops on his bike and takes off.

Just a bit over one week to my CCW "interview". Yeah, California. I'll amp up the pressure on these faggots soon.

Until then, I think for my next move I'm going to coat everything these faggots touch in sticky insect goop. I'm going to make things as difficult for these faggots as I can. If these mickey-mouse steps don't work I might start waterbaloon ammonia drone drops.
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Expert marriage tips     (media.gab.com)
submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to videos 8 hours ago (+25/-2)
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Common sense woman     (x.com)
submitted by Crackinjokes to videos 4 hours ago (+9/-0)
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Without Demiurge-worshipping Christians, jews would hold no power over the Western World      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by GreatSatan to Yahwehstruth 7 hours ago (+23/-7)
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Go with Christ, brah!
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Parents pull children from class over lgbt presentation at Halifax area school     (atlantic.ctvnews.ca)
submitted by Rob3122 to whatever 10 hours ago (+28/-0)
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Artists impression of Kozel during operation 'Protruding Hose'     (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by UncleDoug to ShitpostLitterBox 3 hours ago (+8/-0)
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Sorry ya dumb bitch, the ice cream machine is broken!      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Trumpman1488 to Trump 9 hours ago (+17/-0)
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Strip club bouncer notices that pajeets are degenerates     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Conspirologist to Screenshot 2 hours ago (+4/-0)
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Fuck Palestine      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by GreatSatan to Palestine 4 hours ago (+5/-0)
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Ruining countries across the world...     (media.gab.com)
submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to videos 8 hours ago (+12/-0)
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TWTICH HAS BANNED ALL USER FROM ISRAEL      (www.reddit.com)
submitted by anon to AnonTalk 10 hours ago (+17/-0)
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Twitch blocking creation of new accounts originating in Israel     (x.com)
submitted by Love240 to technology 11 hours ago (+20/-0)
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The UN's Terrifying Vision For Total Control By 2030 (19 mins)     (youtu.be)
submitted by Scyber to videos 7 hours ago (+9/-0)
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Is anyone taking bets?     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by fritz_maurentod to pics 17 hours ago (+45/-0)
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Guess the race. "Gorgeous Irish girl murdered by Somali migrant and look how the media tried to sneakily conceal it…"     (revolver.news)
submitted by beece to GuessTheRace 9 hours ago (+11/-0)
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clown world     (x.com)
submitted by boekanier to ClownWorld 5 hours ago (+5/-0)
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The state of the US military     (media.gab.com)
submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to videos 8 hours ago (+10/-0)
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BREAKING BULLSHIT AND PAST CURRENT EVENTS...      (HDLunited)
submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 1 hour ago (+2/-0)
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...coyote killing update.

As stated in a prior post I closed out stating that a follow up on the coyote kill mission will be posted.

Beautiful bright moonlight lighting up a good length of the escarpment plateu making it more visible through the thinning foliage of bush, every silhouette of leafless branch between me and the top of the escarpment where the coyotes run are perfectly delineated in a type of morbid definition, like a backdrop scene for a "House of Dark Shadows" movie set.

It was a gorgeous night...and I stayed in position until about 03.00hrs. Not once did the bears have a sense of uneasiness, completely relaxed. When they pick up a scent of another bear they tree the cubs immediately until parameters are set. With coyotes, when a bear picks up a scent, 15minutes away (1-1.5miles) they completely leave the area.

Earlier yesterday evening the coyotes could be heard in the distance, last couple days they were spread out across the plateu in a crescent and stay silent, the male bears aren't bothered, the coyotes are interested only in the young cubs.

When they got a fix on a target the yapping and howling begins and because of their formation they create a confusing situation in which a lone runner will barrel right through the family of bears beginning the process of separating the targeted cub from the brood.

Tonight everyone was relaxed and no coyotes showed up thus depriving me of a kill.

But later today I've got squirrels to knock off with the .22 Henry Golden Boy
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Found an open source ai "agent" BabyAGI     (github.com)
submitted by puremadness to AI 5 hours ago (+4/-0)
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https://github.com/yoheinakajima/babyagi

theres a list of open source agents here: https://github.com/e2b-dev/awesome-ai-agents

these are AgEnTs, not just LLMs, openai can do all this, but open source = local.

here is a picture
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Conspirpajeet with his dog     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by ProudRebel to WTF 10 hours ago (+11/-0)
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ℕ𝔼𝕍𝔼ℝ 𝔾𝕆𝕆ℕ     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by GreatSatan to AI_Music 10 minutes ago (+1/-0)
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For all of you Linux "Banana" Fags...     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by iSnark to BANANA 4 hours ago (+3/-0)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YQ4FXV8O1c

I found the most "a-peeling" Linux customization of all time.
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What shitposting was like before coming to Upgoat     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by ProudRebel to ClownWorld 21 hours ago (+60/-0)
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https://files.catbox.moe/xv017h.jpeg

I kind of like you retarded faggots.
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the line forms behind BIG MIKE!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to electionfraud 13 hours ago (+15/-0)
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