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although painful for todays society

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/asu-west-students-quick-thinking-likely-saved-classmate-during-stabbing-incident

White privilege contributions:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-mara-daffrons-recovery-journey

Did the government load up the water supply across the US with some kind of dumbass serum?

Toxoplasmosis gondii is a parasite that replicates inside a cats intestines. It can only do so properly there, so what does it do? It infects rats thru exposure and makes them LOVE CATS. They are no longer afraid of them and want to be near them. The cat then eats them and the cycle continues. IT MIND CONTROLS THE MICE.

BUT WAIT! There's MORE...

It can infect humans as well and pass from human to human. It makes us love cats as well, and it makes cats like infected humans. They can smell it on us. This is why we care for them. THEY MIND CONTROL US FOR LOVE AND SHELTER AND FOOD.

BUT WAIT! there's MORE...

Being infected by toxoplasmosis gondii before puberty ends PHYSICALLY ALTERS your features to be MORE SYMETRICAL AND ATTRACTIVE, as well as your pheromone scent. This makes you a more desirable partner to infected other humans. IT LHYSICALLY CHANGES OUR BODY STRUCTURES TO IMPROVE ITS SURVIVAL AND PROLIFERATION.

BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!

Cats are APEX PREDATORS.they are quite literally the perfect biological machine. Nothing comes close to comparing in overall ability, big or small. So if you were a parasite capable of altering physical and mental attributes of your host, and you could only replicate in a single type of receptacl, you would want that receptacle to be THE ULTIMATE MACHINE. Toxoplasmosis gondii has MADE cats the perfect apex predator.

IN CONCLUSION...Its pretty neat and we should all love cats and be close to them so toxoplasmosis gondii can make us more perfect and better as well. Fuck the haters. This message was brought to you by a totally normal human being of sound mind and body.

https://youtu.be/qZCPgfEZvzQ?si=WosWZE9xGbVohbaT

My closing song is “Forever Max Cady” which is a remake of Jodeci’s “Forever My Lady.”

Here are lyrics ChatGPT wrote, but I think I can do better:

Forever Max Cady

Verse 1:
In the shadows, I’m waiting,
A force that you can’t deny.
With a thirst for revenge,
I’ll make your world collide.

Chorus:
Forever Max Cady,
In your mind, I’ll reside.
You can’t escape my fury,
I’m the darkness by your side.

Verse 2:
You thought you could run free,
But I’m closer than you know.
Every step that you take,
I’m the nightmare in your glow.

Chorus:
Forever Max Cady,
In your dreams, I’ll invade.
With a plan that’s so precise,
You’ll regret the choices made.

Bridge:
I’m the reckoning you fear,
A predator in your way.
Your past is coming back,
And I’m here to make you pay.

Chorus:
Forever Max Cady,
In your mind, I’ll reside.
You can’t escape my fury,
I’m the darkness by your side.

Outro:
So beware, I’m coming near,
You’ll feel my haunting stare.
Forever Max Cady,
You’ll know I’m always there.

Essentially a love song to Max Cady who will forever be in our hearts. Also, I want to put in little ad-libs from the movie in the chorus because it’s a slow song thay accommodate it, e.g. “Forever my la-dy…. “(“YOU’RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT LOSS.”), etc.