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Chased by snakes     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by dulcima to Reptiles 6 hours ago (+23/-0)
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Which one of you is this?     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Niggly_Puff to whatever 9 hours ago (+36/-0)
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Alcohol stories one extreme traded for another.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 4 hours ago (+8/-0)
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You know I wonder what it is about somebody's personality where first they have to live a life where they're drinking so much they're drunk all the time and they're completely out of control and then the next minute they have to go to some other weird extreme which also allows them to be the center of attention where they insist they absolutely cannot have even one drink and they brag about the fact that they haven't had even one drink for the longest time.

Where is 90% of all humanity has an occasional beer or drink just like you have an occasional pile of green beans or occasional plate of corned beef hash or something else and it doesn't become the total focus of your life.


Is it really a personal improvement when you go from one extreme of drinking to another extreme of drinking or is it really just a continuation of the same sort of behavior that got you into trouble in the first place? Maybe the answer is to stop making alcohol the focus of your life whether it's to drink it all or to absolutely not touch a drop.
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oh lawd     (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by boekanier to funny 5 hours ago (+10/-0)
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Brother Nathanael: My Six Point Plan To Ban The Jews     (www.realjewnews.com)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to Jews 8 hours ago (+17/-0)
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Self-control     (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by UncleDoug to Stoicism 2 hours ago (+5/-0)
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It's ok goats to enjoy a libation for favour, you don't have to drink to get blackout drunk.

Self-control, or the ability to manage one's impulses, emotions, and behaviors to achieve long-term goals.

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Husky with Italian accent     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by jfroybees to AnimalsBeingBros 3 hours ago (+6/-0)
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‘Twas a Labor of Love, but Worth It! 🍝     (CookingWithGoats)
submitted by dingbat to CookingWithGoats 10 hours ago (+21/-0)
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I had a ton of cherry tomatoes from my garden that I needed to do something with. I figured today would be a perfect day to make some spaghetti sauce and homemade noodles. When I went to the local grocery store my son works at to pick up the rest of the goods and told him the plan, the biggest smile emerged on his face (nothing better than making my son happy).

When I got home, I roasted the tomatoes with some olive oil garlic cloves, salt, pepper, and thyme.
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When finished, I cooked down the tomatoes and garlic with some onion, oregano, basil, and of course, more thyme.
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I took an immersion blender to the mix and my “crushed tomatoes” were complete.

I browned a pound of beef and a half pound of pork with a large onion, added my crushed tomatoes, salt, two cups of water, a cup of tomato paste, and a dash of red pepper flakes and brown sugar. I let it simmer on low for three and a half hours.
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In the interim, I made my noodles. I haven’t quite mastered these yet, but I’m getting better. I kneaded the dough for ten minutes, let it rest for 30, and used my pasta maker I inherited from my grandma. Cranked that baby out! \o
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I put the pasta noodles in for 1.5 minutes right before I was ready to serve.
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I started this venture at 1pm and we just finished eating, but I made a ton of sauce and will have lots of leftovers that I will freeze. The noodles? I may have to used boxed next time, but the homemade are a million times better and tastier! My young man was extremely happy and so was I :)



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White people things # 678,334,234,067     (gab.com)
submitted by 2Drunk to videos 11 hours ago (+24/-0)
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Saving your snake with hand sanitiser     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by dulcima to Reptiles 6 hours ago (+9/-0)
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Get this shit     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 6 hours ago (+10/-0)
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So me, my wife and kids were traveling and decided to stop off at a Buffalo Wild Wings to eat. We usually pack our own stuff but this time we just had to because we weren't prepared. So we get seated and our waitress comes out. She's may be 20-21 or so. She has long black hair, a smoking body but she has some tats and a bull nose ring or whatever they're called. This bitch kept gazing into my eyes every time she came to our table but was quick with everyone else. She was giving me those "come fuck me" eyes right in front of my wife! She wasn'tfishing for a big tip, either because I thought that at first. From where I was sitting I could see the kitchen entrance and after the 10th time checking if I needed anything she walked to the kitchen, turned around and motioned me to come to her. I shook my head no. Hell-to-the-fuck-no sir. I think she was gonna give me her number or address. This bitch is in heat and she wants some HonkyMcNiggerSpic deep dick pizza with my special sauce & extry cheeeese put in her brick oven. It was so obvious my sons were laughing. I would look at them and smirk. I told them that while it makes you feel good when you get attention like that, that I would never betray their mom and that my word means something to me. Its my job to steer them every little chance I get.

Finally, my wife stopped ignoring it and said "I'll rip that bitch's nose ring out". I'm like oh god no. I told her not to. Its just some dumb, young bitch and she doesn't have a chance with me and you know this, -I told her convincingly. She brought our check and before she walked away she looked directly into my blue eyes and said "I hope you come back again, I usually work evenings all week. byeeee" then skipped away with that tight ass and firm C tiddys. My wife snarled her lip while my sons were giggling and said no we won't be back ever. I made sure and lead everyone to the vehicle, got them in then I got in and we left crisis avoided. The universe always throws me some crazy shit and IDK why.

I will say this: Had I been single I would've rocked her like a hurricane. She'd have to enter into therapy after I got done with her.
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[BASED] MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell faces online backlash for sinister 'hidden meaning' in new advertisement     (www.dailymail.co.uk)
submitted by ModernGuilt to news 14 hours ago (+35/-0)
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When tits were real comedy version of growing up in the 1970s     (youtu.be)
submitted by Crackinjokes to FunnyVideos 4 hours ago (+5/-0)
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New ALS Meme Drop     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 17 minutes ago (+2/-0)
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what is time?     (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by boekanier to funny 5 hours ago (+6/-1)
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My Sad Alcohol Story 😿     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Kozel to TellUpgoat 9 hours ago (+12/-0)
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Once upon a time myself and a woman were headed to a motel 6 and while unloading the car somehow at least three of the beers broke. We vowed never to forget this grievous occasion. And although I don't remember the date of when this happened I think about it once a year and recall the sad occasion. If you would, please dedicate a second of silence in recognition of our loss.
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ENGLAND NEEDS A REAL LEADER!!! NOT THIS PUSSY FAGGOT!!!! I SAY PRESIDENT TRUMP MAKES THEM THE 51ST STATE OF AMERICA!!!!!     (x.com)
submitted by Trumpman1488 to UnitedKingdom 4 hours ago (+5/-1)
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Its to be dead internet theory, guys.     (whatever)
submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 4 hours ago (+4/-0)
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Rip, internet.
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that'll teach them!     (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by boekanier to funny 5 hours ago (+5/-0)
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Why are we at war with Russia?     (gab.com)
submitted by 2Drunk to videos 14 hours ago (+23/-0)
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Which One Of You Had an Epic Murder Meltdown In Portland Recently?     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Crime 9 minutes ago (+1/-0)
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Discipline     (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by UncleDoug to Stoicism 2 hours ago (+2/-0)
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Everytime I read a post where goats are unable to moderate their vices.

Ahh ban the liquid jew he cries.
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Venezuelans Finna Out Nigger The Nigger Gangs In Chimpcongo!     (www.foxnews.com)
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to Niggers 8 hours ago (+6/-0)
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A FEW POINTS TO CONSIDER ABOUT THE ✡️      (HDLunited)
submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 6 hours ago (+4/-0)
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"We are neither Russian jews or American jews, we are, first and foremost, only jews." "Jews will never assimilate and will never adopt the customs or morals of a stranger".

"ZOA
ZIONIST ORGANIZATION of AMERICA...founded by
Theodore Hertzl 1896...he states this,
"The entire world press is in our hands"

"The jews energetically reject the idea of fusion with the other nationalities and cling firmly to their historical hope" (world domination)

"The jews will use all of their power to prevent the rise and prosperity of other nations for it is the 3rd world that generates our greatest profits"

The "KNICKERBOCKER TRUST" collapse 1907.

And many many more points of interest. The jew is putrified flesh, there's nothing good of or about them, the ✡️ is our eternal enemy.

A putrified corpse has to be either buried or burned, it's a health hazard if not immediately addressed.
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Fed sprays some truth?      (gab.com)
submitted by 2Drunk to videos 11 hours ago (+11/-0)
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