My baby was being a PC baby tonight
(files.catbox.moe)https://files.catbox.moe/hnbgz2.jpgCrying or whinging whenever my husband or I said something not PC.
But also he (my baby, not my husband) was punching himself repeatedly in the head, to the point where he couldn't latch on for sustenance and I had to restrain his arm to which he gave me a huge smile and face of relief and "how did you stop me getting punched in the head I seriously had no idea who was doing that!".
I feel like there's a metaphor or something in there.