I needed to cancel a service which offered a 100% no frills money back guarantee. But to do it you had to call and talk to a customer retention faggot.
So I called in, and a woman asks for a reason to cancel. I cite the policy as the reason and explain I have no interest in telling stories or justifying my actions or having debates. She says that's not a valid reason. So I give her a reason. I speak about the reason with conviction and rigor articulating my problem succinctly and knowing that there will be counter points presented.
And when the counter points come in I keep repeating "I don't care" until she stops talking. Then I ask if I have fulfilled the requirements for a 100% hassle free money back guarantee. A pause. She says "wow". Her feelings destroyed, she coldly processes the refund.
Upgoat is now more than a message board. It is truly Citizen Journalism from around the world. I have literally stopped even looking at Foxnews and CNN and come straight to Upgoat for my news. If it isn't posted/discussed here, it isn't worth knowing!
My twin brother was in the navy. This story took place at Submarine school.
All the squids were lined up in formation for a uniform inspection. The officer doing the inspection was a very junior Ltjg female.
My brother says as the Jg was going sailor to sailor his buddy beside him willed himself to have a raging boner! The woman stops in front of this guy and scans him from the top down. When her eyes got below his waist she AUDIBLY GASPED!
He said they laughed their asses off later after the inspection.
