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I asked my kid for a phone book. They rolled their eyes and said "OK boomer, we don't use those anymore" and handed me their phone.      (Jokes)
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Now their phone is smashed and they are furious, but I got that spider!
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the bro code     (files.catbox.moe)
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guarantee you she said the boyfriend was too nice
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they put this fukn gorilla in a womens prison     (files.catbox.moe)
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whoever approved that should be slave whipped and locked up too
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We are all afflicted      (files.catbox.moe)
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The mark of the beast     (one.amazon.com)
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Sand nigger in Ireland FAFO     (files.catbox.moe)
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More USAID Fraud? Billions Of US Tax Dollars Are Missing From Haiti Relief Projects     (www.zerohedge.com)
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https://www.zerohedge.com/political/more-usaid-fraud-billions-us-tax-dollars-are-missing-haiti-relief-projects

There are those that say all government aid is a scam in one way or another, and so far the revelations surrounding USAID are proving those people right daily. Democrats and the establishment media, in a bid to muddy the waters and save face, continue to claim that there was never any fraud at USAID and that the Trump Administration is simply labeling projects they "disagree with" as suspect.

Of course, spending American tax dollars on projects the public never asked for and were never told about is the epitome of fraud, and waste is never a good thing. Beyond that, the question of billions in missing funds certainly falls into the category of criminality.
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So is it time to officially declare @Fascinus KIA?     (AskUpgoat)
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I really do wonder what happened to him. I remember him saying that he had a bunch of kiddos of varying ages so hopefully he has just been too busy with life, or maybe he just lurks in the shadows now? I also thought someone said he lived in East Tennessee or somewhere near Appalachia, and the beginning of his absence coincided with the storm and floods coming through? Life is short and people do die, I just hope it wasn't his time yet. He was so active on here and then poof, gone.
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Black Pride - Calculus Jones chimps a simple traffic-stop for "failure to yield", and "expired plates" into executing the two police officers who dared to pull him over..      (x.com)
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Need some boy names for my soon-to-be-born baby     (whatever)
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Been busy making babies, my 2nd is about to be born in a week or so and we're still up in the air with names.

At the moment we're thinking Samuel Jonathan. We want to go with something more classic and White.

Other contenders were Harrison and Charles. Suggestions would be appreciated
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Sums it up     (files.catbox.moe)
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Why do Nice Guys Date Bitches?     (AskUpgoat)
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I stayed with my cousin and her fiancée this weekend when I was out of town for the wedding we all attended. She is the type of woman you all would undoubtedly detest. Very “boss lady”— urban dweller, no kids, never married in her forties, makes a ridiculous amount of dough, very brash. She has heavy masculine energy. She’s not liberal, so I suppose that’s a plus, but she’d rather have a conversation about The Real Housewives than about how jews run the world. It sucks being a woman who knows stuff like this, but I digress.
She’s been dating her fiancée for several years. He really is such a genuine, good guy that has a lot going for him. He’s an officer in a financial firm, Ivy League educated, 6’6”, still has all his hair, knows about the jews, but rather than finding a younger woman he can lead, he ends up looking like an absolute retard by letting my cousin perpetually emasculate him. I was there for less than 48 hours and I couldn’t wait to get back to my house.
She was stomping around like a toddler because he spilled beer on the couch and a blanket. She threw the blanket in the washer (“I live with a child and have to fuckin’ do EVERYTHING around here!”) and dramatically took the cushion off the couch, saying there is no way the smell would be able to come out. She started saying weird shit to their dog, like, “ohhh, you lost your favorite seat on the couch because daddy spilled beer all over it and now you have nowhere to lay!” I felt like crawling into a hole. If she was scolding this guy in front of me in that regard, what does she do when others aren’t around?
I just don’t understand. Why would a man who didn’t have to put up with this shit choose to put up with it, AND choose to marry it? He’s three years younger than her! Is it a kink? Because that’s the only logic I can come up with.
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I shot john lennon     (whatever)
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What Did You Get Done Last Week Senator Cunt of Minnesota?     (files.catbox.moe)
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https://files.catbox.moe/o7ncan.png

It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers−out of unorthodoxy.

- George Orwell
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Riots and Hijackings: Why Migrants Are Being Deported In Handcuffs?     (youtu.be)
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Muh vaccine injury     (files.catbox.moe)
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Massive Chimpout at Apelanta Airport! Guess the Airline!     (www.foxnews.com)
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What's a good name for a big, friendly, male, outdoor-only, tabby cat, who expertly makes a living eating mice?     (whatever)
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Fat retard niggress Joy Reid fired by MSNBC     (whatever)
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Discuss.
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Privilege      (media.scored.co)
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Uncle Donald Makes Queens Guy From Near Where I’m From the Deputy Director of the FBI     (nypost.com)
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DAMMIT. They got v0atmage!      (files.catbox.moe)
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https://files.catbox.moe/vtdm4i.jpg

@v0atmage we hardly knew ya, buddy
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Judaism is schizophrenia and sociopathy masquerading as a religion.     (Jews)
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How to know you're winning at the game of life     (gab.com)
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All my gov friends are panicking, popcorn time     (Rants)
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One of the questions i always asked these entitled, obnoxious assholes is what happens when the money dries up? Where does your cushy pension come from when everyone is broke, dead, or gone? Case in point, over 50% of CA is gov workers. Not even joking, every other person either works for gov, or has a family member who works in gov, or knows someone who works in gov. These assholes sat on their cushy jobs for decades doing jack shit, thinking they were immune from the world.

Now the city govs never had an understanding of how ethics or civic work. Not surprising gov employees are the LEAST educated on how their own government works. Its honestly predictable. I've been hinting that their jobs are a byproduct of gov debt. Hence if the parent entity goes, so does their job. If Fed DOE, FED DOJ, etc, goes, so does state/city entity. Same with all the others, they would be crippled without excessive debt issuance from FedGov.

The assholes are finally realizing their job may be cut. The problem is its all fine and dandy when libtard cities can ream the fed for free cash and fuck over their citizens. The equation requires someone to backfill the difference. What happens when backfilling goes away? The entire reason these libtard assholes could even claim they were in the green is because they were double tapping the FEDS AND fucking over their own citizens. And to add insult to injury forcing red states to pay for their bullshit with unlimited SALT deductions. Easy to be in the "green" when you rob EVERYONE around you to stay afloat.

And i mean sure they could increase the debt issuance to pad the difference. CA's already crippling income tax would double, or even triple. Hence even assuming the IRS went away, CA would triple, quadruple its state tax rate to make up the difference. Same in NY, NJ, IL, etc. The problem is when you tax exempt gov workers from the state taxation equation, and most of your tax base is gov workers, who the fuck is paying for the benefits? Who pays for all this shit when your majority tax base is exempt from state taxes?