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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

If you don't know how this works, click this link. That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should upgoat go down.

NOTE: That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, ask a regular participant (such as @Sleazy or myself).

If you already know what's going on, you probably don't need to click any of those links. You can still visit to see if any changes have been made, as that's also where we kept the archives and have a second forum.

By the way, we're down to just two of us. If you want to help, let us know.

So I haven't been around as much lately but last night I welcomed my first child into this world. Just wanted to let you all know. Merry Christmas.

Genuinely curious to know.

GOATS!

I don't know if any of you remember how much fun this place was last year between Christmas and New Years! There was a general feeling of happiness and optimism here! We GOATS were having fun! Good Vibes were everywhere! I was kind of anticipating that again this year! I'm not one to share my personal life with others! But, I will say, this has been a devastating year for me personally! I will NOT share details!

I was counting on that comradery we had last year again! I don't know what's happened to this place! THIS was our escape from the insanity of the world! Some of you, are closer to me than some of the people I know IRL. GOATS! Like the song says: "You want to go where everybody knows your name, and they're glad your came!" (link below - Give it a listen)!

Folks, We've got to lower the temperature in here! We treat each other like absolute dog-shit! And I'm guilty of it too! There are GOATS here that are going through things, I'm not just talking about me, and they need that support base that we used to be! I've noticed a hand full of jackasses that are immature fucks! They're not happy, and they don't want anybody else here to be happy! In all the years I've been apart of this thing, I've never blocked anyone! This month, I blocked TWO goats, and one of them I used to really like! The other is a dripping cunt!

I've also noticed, that we now dog-pile on specific GOATS. We shouldn't be doing that in a serious manner, with such extreme force, especially to our woman! Our women should be treated like our kid sisters, they bring value to this place! I don't know about you guys, But I LIKE having the women here! I'm NOT saying that we need to handle them with kid-gloves or anything! But let's show some respect! One of you, and you know who you are, said something disgusting, criminal, to one of or gals recently! It was very low class!

This site was great because we bonded into a community! We were the trash that nobody else wanted! We're cut differently! There is no other place in the free world nor on the Internet, where we fit in or belong! that's certainly true for me! Let's not drive this place into the ground, and lose a GREAT thing! Trust me when I tell you, You WILL miss this place!

Maybe, if you know you said something your shouldn't have to a fellow goat, you should apologize! We are Captains of our own Destiny! You get to decide if this ship, the USS Upgoat, sails mightily upon the ocean, or becomes a relic of the deep!

Love Me or Hate Me... This is the Truth


THIS IS WHAT UPGOAT USED TO BE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGdpE8Dsr0U

iSnark!

I installed one myself. Cost like $30